May 2013
3 posts
March 2012
21 posts
That awkward moment when you're around your...
expertat-escapism:
You sit there looking like this:
And they’re staring at you like:
I Cant Wait
Til I graduate and have the time of my fucking life.
February 2012
28 posts
Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...
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Why do we always want the wrong things.
Avoiding me is probably the worst thing you can do.
At this point...
Pearl jam is the only thing that will make me feel better..
When someone calls me and then asks 'Who is...
NIGGA YOU CALLED ME.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Words..
Cannot explain how insecure/jealous I am feeling right now =[
That awesome moment when you can read your best... →
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When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you... →
epic-humor:
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
“Ohh...
"FUCK" is the only word which can be used to...
epic-humor:
Revenge - Fuck you
Failure - I’m fucked
Anxiety - What the fuck is happening?
Anger - Get the fuck out of here
Curiousity - How the fuck did you do that?
Love - I fucking love him/her
Lust - Fuck me baby
Pride - I’m a fucking genius
Victory - I won that fucking competition
Sadness - Why the fuck is this happening to me?
Confusion - What the fuck?
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